Social Media + Stupidity = The Frontier of Online Law

Note to self: five things not to do on social media.

  1. Never make a public Facebook group called: Make-it-Rain Foundation for Underprivileged Hoes, especially if you’re a cop in DC.
  2. Don’t Twitter plans for a massacre. Twitter crosses state lines, as does the FBI.
  3. Don’t post collections notices on people’s kids’ MySpace pages, even if JP Morgan Chase really, really wants to get paid first.
  4. Don’t describe yourself as feeling “devious” before you testify. After all, where do you think reasonable doubt comes from? The devious.
  5. Don’t clean up your PC before submitting it to the court using a product called Evidence Eliminator. Product names matter.

1 Response to "Social Media + Stupidity = The Frontier of Online Law"

  • battery-stores

    May 21, 2010

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