Could UPS Have the Worst Tagline Ever?

Funny, I thought the United Parcel Service delivered parcels.

  1. Vague: Sounds like it was written by a marketing committee.
  2. Self centered: No suggestion of a benefit to their clients.
  3. Immodest: “we are the sun in the solar system of commerce”
  4. Hard to read: Long words + moving vehicle = missed opportunity.

Al Ries said good branding requires two elements: a visual hammer and a verbal nail. The brain stores ideas as words, so brands need to be distilled to their essence, a verbal nail. I’d suggest the entire brand experience, not just the visual branding, should drive this message home.

13 Responses to "Could UPS Have the Worst Tagline Ever?"

  • UPSer

    July 7, 2009

    UPS does a lot more than deliver parcels. You would be surprised.

  • Will

    July 7, 2009

    Sounds like a good title to me…it’s showing that they are prepared to help businesses move forward in this negative economy.

  • Trademark Law Blogger

    July 11, 2009

    >>it’s showing that they are prepared to help businesses move forward in this negative economy.

    Then I’d suggest using the word “VALUE”….or “working harder or you”. “Synchronizing commerce” is a long way from helping business advance.

    >>UPS does a lot more than deliver parcels.

    I wish their tagline could explain this in tangible language.

    The Fed, FTC, or electronic funds transfers might “synchronize commerce” — UPS still seems to deliver goods efficiently.

  • Tungsten

    July 16, 2009

    This sounds more like a mission statement than a good tagline. There’s a difference between being accurate/descriptive and being inspiring/motivational. The tagline is meant to capture the essence of the brand. So I would agree that this doesn’t posses the “wow” factor like Nike’s “Just Do It” or the old “Coke Adds Life.”

  • Anonymous

    March 6, 2010

    I guess “we synch world commerce” wouldn’t make it, especially on UPS ships.

  • Design babe Brisbane

    July 4, 2010

    they do lots of different things, they are great

  • Ashley Ann Eubanks

    June 1, 2011

    I just had to comment that I really laughed aloud at Anonymous March 6, 2010’s comment.

  • - Raven Design

    December 1, 2011

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  • Uffe Rasmussen

    January 13, 2016

    I totally disagree; it’s a great tagline / slogan.

    The name of the company, a TLA (which is *the* most wellknown TLA, and so forth…) of course, is not escpecially well chosen, though, but that’s too late to change, I believe.

    In Danish (and I guess, a lot of other languages), “ups” is the same onomatopoeia as “ooops”! Yeah… ooops – from the start – UPS!

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